With my tolerance level of badly-written, badly-sung bubblegum idol music now at an all-time low, it took me a good 10 minutes or so to decide whether or not to touch this album - which on paper, held the potential to melt my brain Chernobyl style.

Well…I wish I had trusted my instinct. I shall…refrain from being nasty and just offer some sage advice.

AVOID LIKE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.